The 4 C's: Cole and Chase....

Cole and Chase had a HUGE day today. And when I say huge, I mean HUGE. They both assisted in accomplishing something that hadn't been done since October 1993. That's right, 15 years. Think about it: fifteen years ago, blogs like this didn't even exist, Jenn and I weren't even together, Cole and Chase were nowhere to be seen, Slick Willy was the President, and Donovan McNabb wasn't even at Syracuse yet, much less the best QB in the NFL. 15 years is a long time, ladies and gentlemen. I was a fresh, young, stupid, pimple-faced 17 year-old Sallies student, not knowing what crazy life full of diaper changing lied ahead for me. Anyway, back to my original point... Chase and Cole's day. It really was a great day, and could (possibly, if this behavior keeps up) be the start of a wonderful journey towards one of the happiest moments of my life. What is it, you ask? What possibly could they have done today that was so monumental and important? I'll tell you: Cole pitched 8 shutout innings and Chase hit a 2-run double in the first game of the National League division series for the Phillies. Yeah, that's right, my guys came up big today and helped the Phillies to their first postseason win since the debacle that was the 1993 World Series. I bet you thought I was referring to your two favorite C's (Chase Vincent and Cole Alexander), huh? Well, no, but those two had a good day, too. I buzzed Chase's head and we all read a book to Cole to soothe him to sleep. If you're still thinking about the big, HUGE Game 1 win, see below for photo evidence. Tomorrow's Game 2 is huge, too, and Jacksonville's own Brett Myers takes the mound for the fightin Phils. And by the way, what's up with all this girly looking, flowery, polka-dot designs on this blog? Whose blog is this anyway, Martha Stewart's? Is this a Bed, bath and Beyond website? NO! This is a Conte website, and this Conte household is full of MEN. Men who scream and yell and argue and tackle each other and give each other piledrivers and throw footballs and sing the Fly, Eagles, Fly song and eat hot dogs in one bite and eat peanut butter right from the jar. That's what I'm talking about, as Chase says. If I'm gonna post on here, I need to start adding things that people really want to see.... like video clips from Rocky II or Gladiator, old Mike Tyson fights, recipes on how to cook ribs and other tailgate-related information, sports trivia questions, jokes, and maybe even poll questions (as I see, my previous poll question was a hit).

Tear it up Cole....
Rock it Chase....